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Summer on my Woody

​Wet Woody® (world famous)
Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look.
Younger / stiffer / harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match. Look below for your Woody...
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Krake'n on my Woody
Kraken Black Spiced & Red Head Macadamia Rum - two liquids that you'll be talking about all summer... 

Papa Woody
Papa's Pilar Rum Float. We've had one and hope you have two! If your nooner lasts longer than 4 hours - visit your neighbor.

Black and Blue Woody
Black Seal and Pusser's floats - it's a stretch but most Woody's are...

Rock Hard Woody
Bacardi 151 AND Gossling's 151 equals a 502 - 2's the limit and we're not talking hours... 

Mount Your Woody
boating and drinking Mount Gay Rum has never been better until it's mixed with a Woody - chilling...

18 Year Old Woody
18 year old Flor de Cana fine rum - cana tell the difference? You'll be up, down and back up again in 60 seconds...

Prickly Pear of Woodys
why one when a pair will do? We add Prickly Pear Puree with a Wet Woody and float Myers's Rum & Captain Morgan

The Pyrat Was Cruzan for a Woody...
the Pyrat (XO Reserve by Patron) and his mate (Cruzan Single Barrel) were out for a float & you'll never guess who ended up on top...

Malibu Beach 'N Woody
on Malibu's Beach you can share your woody - with your date or others as you wish - watch out - the sand is rough when horizontal...

The Chubby
Feeling short? Our Woody's can be purchased in 1/2 sizes. Shorter yes but still fat, wet & touches the sides... 1/2 a Chubby?

Wet-Tail-Chupa Challenge
Assuming you are not driving and have lived to try a three-some, bring us today's receipts from Bar of America and Caliente showing your purchase of a Cock-Tail and a ChupaCabra- and your Wet Woody is cheap. A foursome? You actually stopped by Riva Grill and you're still walking? You've had a Wet Woody, a Cock-Tail and a ChupaCabra? Show us yours & we'll show you ours. A cheap Wet Woody, shot of Fireball & the floor!

SUCK 'EM UP

The Wet Woody - GAR WOODS SIGNATURE COCKTAIL
Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look. 
Younger / stiffer /harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match.

Thunderbird Margarita
As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime, Agave Nectar, 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado & a Cointreau float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente


Partida 'Rita
Partida Blanco with fresh squeezed lime, Agave Nectar & a Cointreau float. If you know Rita like we know Rita, you'll lick her neck, squeeze her limes & have her twice.

Rockin' Rita
Roca Patron Reposado, fresh lime & Agave Nectar. Do you know a Rita with attitude & requiring attention? Shell crush your stones the Tahoe-Tahona way. 

'Al Patron' Margarita
2 SHOTS of Patron Silver with a Patron Citronge float- careful with the insults or you'll end up behind bars & scarfaced.

Lickme Lemon Drop
Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen, lemonade, fresh lemon & sugar rim

Effen Martini
Effen Vodka, blue cheese stuffed olive,  served up & Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

Cosmopolitician
Grey Goose L'Orange, Cointreau, Cranberry & a lot of double talk

Pomegranate Martini
Double Talk...Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit- in with another...

Moscow Mule
Tito's Texas Vodka & Gosling's Ginger Beer with lime in a copper mug - refreshing after a day on the strange...

Pork'N Mary
A Bakon Vodka Bloody Mary with Bacon strips & all the fixin's - add a little shrimp ($2) and make them squeal!

Effen Cucumber Mojito
Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint & lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts...

Bombasilberry
Bombay Sapphire, strawberry, fresh basil, fresh lime juice, Agave Nectar & shaken in a Hurricane.  You'll feel a slight recoil...

Mai Tai
Trader Vic was perfect, we follow his recipe!

The Gar Wood
A hand-polished classic-three rums,  tropical fruits & a splash of racing fuel

Wine List

​CHAMPAGNE      
NV  Prosecco La Marca  (Italy)  187 ml  18-
NV  Rose Chandon  (California)  187 ml  18-
NV  Brut Mumm (Napa)  187 ml  48-
NV  Prosecco La Marca  (Italy)  39-
                                    
NV  Brut  Mumm  (Napa)   48-     
NV  Brut Rose Scharffenberger  (Mendocino)  59-                                       
NV  Blanc de Noirs  Domaine Chandon  (Carneros)   49-

’13  Blanc de Blancs  Schramsberg  (Napa)   79-
NV Brut Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label (Champagne) 139-

'07  Brut Perrier-Jouet Belle Epoque (Champagne)   295-

CHARDONNAY
16' Talbott Kali Hart  (Monterey)  39
’16  Wente Riva Ranch  (Monterey)   43- (by the glass- 16) 

16  Sonoma Cutrer  (Russian River)   49-                           
’16  Patz & Hall  (Sonoma)   59-  
'17 Lloyd (carneros) 66-
’16  Frank Family  (Napa)    72-   (by the glass- 23)
’16  Rombauer  (Carneros)  half   40-                       
’17  Rombauer  (Carneros)   79-  (by the glass- 25)       

​ FUME & SAUVIGNON BLANC
'17  Ferrari-Carano  (Sonoma)   38-
’17  Kim Crawford  (Marlborough)   42-   (by the glass- 15)

'17  Frog's Leap  (Rutherford)   49-
'17  Duckhorn  (Napa)   55-   (by the glass- 18)
       
'20 Cakebread (Napa) 59-

LIGHTER WHITES
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17  Chenin Viognier  Pine Ridge  (California)  43-
 '18 Petit Syrah Girad (Napa) 59-
'17 Rose Whispering Angel (Cotes de Provence) 47- (by the glass- 16)   
DuMOL Wild Mountainside Syrah (Russian River) 99-
Sangiovese Ferrari-Carano (Sonoma) 48-
Zinfandel Blend The Prisoner (Napa) 25/85-

Meritage Rodney Strong Symmetry (Alex. Valley) 89-

CABERNET SAUVIGNON
'16  Tom Gore  (California)   35-   (by the glass- 11) 
'15 Black Stallion (Napa) 39-                             
'17  Daou  (Paso Robles)   54-   (by the glass- 18)                                 
’15  Robert Mondavi  (Napa)   48-    
’16  Beringer  (Knights Valley)   49-  
'15  Francis Coppola Director's Cut  (Alexander Valley)   56- 
’15  Mt. Veeder (Napa)   23/ 67-                      
’16  Quilt  (Napa)   67- (by the glass- 19) 
'15 Pine Ridge (Napa) 79-           

’15  Rombauer  (Napa)   86-
’14  Jordan  (Alexander Valley)   99- 
'16  Stag's Leap Artemis (Napa)   108-                                       
’15  Duckhorn  (Napa)   128-   
'15 Joseph Phelps (Napa) 138-                                                  
’14  Silver Oak Cellars  (Alexander Valley)   149- 
'18 Josh Cellars (California) 13/ 38-
'19 William Hill ( North Coast) 45-
'18 Trefethen (Napa) 72-
​'19 Caymus (Napa) 189-


MERLOT
 '19 Flora Springs (Napa)  49-                                            

’14  Whitehall Lane  (Napa)   58-  (by the glass- 19)
'15  Duckhorn  (Napa)   99-
'16 Pride Mountain (Napa) 110-   
 

PINOT NOIR                 
'18  Meiomi  (Monterey)   39-                  
'18  Morgan 12 Clones  (Santa Lucia)   59- 

’19  Frank Family  (Carneros)   69-
’18  Truckee River  Tondre Vineyard  (Santa Lucia)   64- (by the glass- 21)
'17  Belle Glos Las Alturas  (Santa Lucia Highlands)   23/ 69- 
'16  MacRostie  Wildcat Mountain Vineyard  (Sonoma)  84-  
'16 Archery Summit (Dundee Hills) 94-

'16 Flowers (Sonoma) 89-

ZINFANDEL
'19 Sobon Rocky Top (Amador) 39- 
'18 Saldo (California) 44- 

'17  Girard Old Vine  (Napa)   54
'13 Kenwood Jack London Vineyard (Sonoma) 52- (by the glass- 18)               
’18  Frank Family  (Napa)   64-
'19  Rombauer  (El Dorado)   24/ 79- 

BIGGER REDS
'18 Petite Syrah  Girard (Napa)   59-
'18 DuMOL Wild Mountainside Syrah (Russian River) 99-
’18  Sangiovese  Ferrari-Carano Siena  (Sonoma)   48-  
'19 Zinfandel Blend The Prisoner (Napa) 25/ 85-  
'15  Meritage  Rodney Strong Symmerty (Alex. Valley) 89-
'13  Meritage  Girard  Artistry  (Napa)   74- (by the glass- 21)                             
’14  Meritage  Franciscan Magnificat  (Napa)   86-
'16 Meritage Justin (Paso Robles) 135-
'17  Cabernet Stag's Leap Wine Cellars SLV  (Napa)   260-
’17  Meritage  Joseph Phelps Insignia  (Napa)   435-
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