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​Wet Woody® (world famous)
Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look.
Younger / stiffer / harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match. Look below for your Woody...
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Krake'n on my Woody
Kraken Black Spiced & Sammy Hagar's Red Head Macadamia Rum - two liquids that you'll be talking about all summer... 

Papa Woody
Papa's Pilar Rum Float. We've had one and hope you have two! If your nooner lasts longer than 4 hours - visit your neighbor.

Black and Blue Woody
Black Seal and Pusser's floats - it's a stretch but most Woody's are...

Rock Hard Woody
Ron Carlos 151 AND Gosling's 151 equals a 502 - 2's the limit and we're not talking hours... 

Mount Your Woody
Boating and drinking Mount Gay Rum has never been better until it's mixed with a Woody - chilling...

18 Year Old Woody
18 year old Flor de Caña fine rum - caña tell the difference? You'll be up, down and back up again in 60 seconds...

Prickly Pear of Woodys
Why one when a pair will do? We add Prickly Pear Puree with a Wet Woody and float Myers's Rum & Captain Morgan

The Pyrat Was Cruzan for a Woody...
The Pyrat (XO Reserve by Patron) and his mate (Cruzan Single Barrel) were out for a float & you'll never guess who ended up on top...

Malibu Beach 'N Woody
On Malibu's Beach you can share your woody - with your date or others as you wish - watch out - the sand is rough when horizontal...

The Chubby
Feeling short? Our Woody's can be purchased in 1/2 sizes. Shorter yes but still fat, wet & touches the sides... 1/2 a Chubby?

Wet-Tail-Chupa Challenge
Assuming you are not driving and have lived to try a three-some, bring us today's receipts from Bar of America and Caliente showing your purchase of a Cock-Tail and a ChupaCabra- and your Wet Woody is cheap. A foursome? You actually stopped by Riva Grill and you're still walking? You've had a Wet Woody, a Cock-Tail and a ChupaCabra? Show us yours & we'll show you ours. A cheap Wet Woody, shot of Fireball & the floor!

SUCK 'EM UP

The Wet Woody - GAR WOODS SIGNATURE COCKTAIL
Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look. 
Younger / stiffer /harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match.

Thunderbird Margarita
As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime, agave nectar, 2 ounces of Cazadores® Reposado & a Cointreau float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente


Partida 'Rita
Partida® Blanco with fresh squeezed lime, Agave Nectar & a Cointreau float. If you know Rita like we know Rita, you'll lick her neck, squeeze her limes & have her twice.

Rockin' Rita
Our Own Patron® Reposado, fresh lime & Agave Nectar. Do you know a Rita with attitude & requiring attention? Shell crush your stones the Tahoe-Tahona way. 

'Al Patron' Margarita
2 SHOTS of Patron® Silver with a Patron® Citronge float- careful with the insults or you'll end up behind bars & scarfaced.

Lick Me Lemon Drop
Our favorite pucker-upper. Ketel One Citroen, Cointreau,
 fresh squeezed lemon juice & sugar rim

Effen® Martini
Effen® Vodka, blue cheese stuffed olive,  served up & Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

Cosmopolitician
Grey Goose® L'Orange, Cointreau, cranberry & a lot of double talk

Pomegranate Martini
Double Talk...Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit- in with another...

Moscow Mule
Tito's® Texas Vodka & Gosling's Ginger Beer with lime- refreshing after a day on the strange...

Pork'N Mary
 10 Torr® Jalapeño Habanero Vodka Bloody Mary with Bacon strips & all the fixin's - add a little shrimp ($2) and make them squeal!

Cucumber Mojito
Hideout® Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint & lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts...

Bombasilberry
Bombay Sapphire®, strawberry, fresh basil, fresh lime juice, agave nectar & shaken in a Hurricane.  You'll feel a slight recoil...

Mai Tai
Trader Vic's® was perfect, we follow his recipe!

The Gar Wood
A hand-polished classic-three rums,  tropical fruits & a splash of racing fuel

Wine List

Wine List
Champagne:
NV Prosecco La Marca (Italy) 187 ml - 18
NV Rose Chandon (California 187 ml - 18
NV Prosecco La Marca (Italy) - 39
NV Brut Mumm (Napa) - 48
NV Brut Rose Scharffenberger (Mendocino) - 59
NV Blanc de Noirs Domanie Chandon (Carneros) - 49
'19 Blanc de Blancs Schramsberg (Napa) - 79
NV Brut Vueve Clicquot Yellow Label (Champagne) - 139
'12 Brut Perrier-Jouet Belle Epoque (Champagne) - 295
 
Chardonnay
'20 Josh Cellars (California) - 13/38
'16 Talbott Kali Hart (Monterey) - 39
'21 Wente Riva Ranch (Monterey) - 16/43
​'19 MacRostie (Sonoma) - 47
'19 Sonoma Cutrer (Russian River) - 49
'17 Patz & Hall (Sonoma) - 59
'19 Lloyd (Carneros) - 66
'20 Frank Family (Napa) - 23/72
'20 Rombauer (Carneros) half - 40
'21 Rombauer (Carneros) - 25/79
'19 Flowers (Sonoma) - 68
'18 Jayson Pahlmeyer (Napa) - 89
 
Fume & Sauvignon Blanc
'20 Ferrari- Carano (Sonoma) - 38
'21 Kim Crawford (Marlborough) - 15/42
'20 Frog’s Leap (Rutherford) - 49
'21 Duckhorn (Nap) - 18/55
'21 Cakebread (Napa) - 59
 
Lighter Wines
'20 Chenin Viognier Pine RIDGE (California) - 43
'21 Rose Whispering Angel (Cotes de Provence) - 16/47
'20 Pinot Noir Blanc Belle Glos (Sonoma) - 45
'21 Pinot Grigio Ferrari-Carano (Sonoma) - 37
'21 Pinot Grigio King Estate (Willamette Valley) - 16/39
 
Cabernet Sauvignon
'19 Joseph Phelps (Napa) - 138
'20 Daou (Paso Robles) - 18/54 
'18 Robert Mondavi (Napa) - 59
'18 Francis Coppola Director’s Cut (Alexander Valley) - 56
'19 Pine Ridge (Napa) - 79
'16 Jordan (Alexander Valley) - 99
'19 Stag’s Leap Artemis (Napa) - 108
'19 Duckhorn (Napa) - 128
'17 Silver Oak Cellars (Alexander Valley) - 149
'20 Josh Cellars (California) - 13/38
'19 William Hill (North Coast) - 45
'18 Trefethen (Napa) - 72
'20 Caymus (Napa) - 189
 
Merlot
'19 Flora Springs (Napa) - 49
'17 Whitehall Lane (Napa) - 19/58
'18 Duckhorn (Napa) - 99
'18 Pride Mountain (Napa) - 110
 
Pinot Noir
'18 Meiomi (Monterey) - 39
'19 Frank Family (Carneros ) - 69
'18 Truckee River Tondre Vineyard (Santa Lucia) - 21/64
'18 Landmark (Monterey/ Santa Barbara) - 16/48
'19 Boen (Russian River) - 54
'18 Morgan 12 Clones (Santa Lucia Highlands) - 59
'19 Belle Glos Clarke & Telephone (Santa Maria) - 23/69
'19 MacRostie Wildcat Mountain Vineyard (Sonoma) - 84
'18 Archery Summit (Dundee Hills)- 94
'18 Flowers (Sonoma) - 89
 
Zinfandel
'19 Sobon Rocky Top (Amador) - 39
'18 Saldo (California) - 44
'17 Girard Old Vine (Napa) - 54
'18 Frank Family (Napa) - 64
'19 Rombauer (El Dorado) - 24/79
 
Bigger Reds
'19  Petite Syrah Girard (Napa) - 59
'18 DuMOL Wild Mountainside Syrah (Russian River) - 99
'18 Sangiovese Ferrari-Carano Siena (Sonoma) - 48
'19 Zinfandel Blend the Prisoner (Napa) - 25/85
'15 Meritage Rodney Strong Symmetry (Alex. Valley) - 89
'19 Meritage Girard Artistry (Napa) -89
'14 Meritage Franciscan Magnificat (Napa) - 86
'16 Meritage Justin (Paso Robles) - 135
'18 Cabernet Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars SLV (Napa) - 260
'16 Meritage Jospeh Phelps Insignia (Napa) - 435

 
 
 
 
 
 
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