SUCK 'EM UP

The Wet Woody - GAR WOODS SIGNATURE COCKTAIL
Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look. 
Younger / stiffer /harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match.

Thunderbird Margarita
As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime, Agave Nectar, 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado & a Cointreau float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente

Partida 'Rita
Partida Blanco with fresh squeezed lime, Agave Nectar & a Cointreau float. If you know Rita like we know Rita, you'll lick her neck, squeeze her limes & have her twice.

Rockin' Rita
Roca Patron Reposado, fresh lime & Agave Nectar. Do you know a Rita with attitude & requiring attention? Shell crush your stones the Tahoe-Tahona way. 

'Al Patron' Margarita
2 SHOTS of Patron Silver with a Patron Citronge float- careful with the insults to Phyllis or you'll end up behind bars & scarfaced.

Lickme Lemon Drop
Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen, lemonade, fresh lemon & sugar rim

Effen Martini
Effen Vodka, blue cheese stuffed olive,  served up & Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

Cosmopolitician
Grey Goose L'Orange, Cointreau, Cranberry & a lot of double talk

Pomegranate Martini
Double Talk...Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit- in with another...

Moscow Mule
Tito's Texas Vodka & Gosling's Ginger Beer with lime in a copper mug - refreshing after a day on the strange...

Pork'N Mary
A Bakon Vodka Bloody Mary with Bacon strips & all the fixin's - add a little shrimp ($2) and make them squeal!

Effen Cucumber Mojito
Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint & lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts...

Bombasilberry
Bombay Sapphire, strawberry, fresh basil, fresh lime juice, Agave Nectar & shaken in a Hurricane.  You'll feel a slight recoil...

Mai Tai
Trader Vic was perfect, we follow his recipe!

The Gar Wood
A hand-polished classic-three rums,  tropical fruits & a splash of racing fuel

Twin Screw
Amaretto,  Southern Comfort, Vodka & o.j. etc...Knot twice the money, just double the fun. Dr. K drinks two, one by one

*Menus and prices subject to change. Restrictions may apply.